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May. 24th, 2006
09:54 am - Vomiting rainbows
If cute things make you uncomfortable, as they do me, then don't go here:
http://www.cuteoverload.com/
Apr. 28th, 2005
07:47 am
BERLIN - More than 1,000 toads have puffed up and exploded in a Hamburg pond in recent weeks, and scientists still have no explanation for what's causing the combustion, an official said Wednesday.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto
Dec. 4th, 2004
12:18 am
http://centrists.blogspot.com/
blog update.
more non-rhetoric from your non-partisan friend :)
Nov. 21st, 2004
12:52 am
So we went to our first tournament--Kishwaukee, up close to the Wisconsin border.
SIC won. I brought three events and broke in three events. I won extemp, got second in impromptu, and got fifth in informative--making me the top point getter on the SIC team and the second highest point getter at the entire tournament.
Not bad for my first college tournament, no?
Nov. 16th, 2004
11:22 pm - I am the most brilliant man alive.
GREATEST.
IDEA.
EVER.
A prose based on the Tim Burton film, MARS ATTACKS.
"They come in peace!"
*pretends prose binder is a laser*
"GATGATGAT GAT! GAT!"
Nov. 15th, 2004
Nov. 12th, 2004
03:49 pm
Sorry I haven't been around lately, y'all.
I have a blog now for my boring political rhetoric.
Since I only speak political-speak anymore, I don't have any reason to have a journal for talking about anything else.
I may occasionally update with a comical picture of GWB. And I'll read your journals from time to time still.
G'day y'all.
http://centrists.blogspot.com/
Oct. 13th, 2004
Oct. 9th, 2004
Sep. 29th, 2004
07:04 pm
"We live amid surfaces, and the true art of life is to skate well on them."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson quote I had to write a huge friggen English paper based on last year.
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
- Another Ralph Waldo Emerson quote I just came across.
Sep. 22nd, 2004
12:15 am
"Saddam Hussein took us to war once before. In that war, young Americans were killed. He went to war in order to take over the oil fields. It wasn't just an invasion of Kuwait. He was heading for the oil fields of Saudi Arabia. And that would have had a profound effect on the security of the United States. This is a man who has used weapons of mass destruction, unlike other people on this Earth today, not only against other people but against his own people. This is a man who tried to assassinate a former president of the United States, a man who lobbed 36 missiles into Israel in order to destabilize the Middle East, a man who is so capable of miscalculation that he even brought this war on himself. This is a man who, if he was left uncaptured, would have continued to be able to organize the Ba'athists. He would have continued to terrorize the people, just in their minds, because of 30 years of terror in Iraq."
- John Kerry, 1/11/2004
Sep. 21st, 2004
12:33 am
dredle dredle dredle, it spins in a circle, look at it go, round and round, I made it out of clay, clay from iraq, and dredle I will play! Yea.
Sep. 12th, 2004
12:32 am
Thank you, world, for letting it get this bad:
SEOUL, South Korea - A large explosion occurred in the northern part of North Korea (news - web sites), sending a huge mushroom cloud into the air on an important anniversary of the communist regime, a South Korean news agency reported Sunday.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s
Welp, I'm going to go build a bomb shelter with a radiation-proof Xbox. Care to join me?
Aug. 28th, 2004
Aug. 22nd, 2004
Aug. 21st, 2004
06:54 pm
"At least $8.8 billion in Iraqi funds that was given to Iraqi ministries by the former U.S.-led authority there cannot be accounted for, according to a draft U.S. audit set for release soon."
8.8 billion! That's enough to buy everyone in the whole country a Big Mac!http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=st
There are two possible explanations for this:
A) Some idiot Iraqi is hoarding it until ten years from now so he can blow up one of our buildings
Or, B)
Vote Libertarian--because our government is presently run by inefficient morons and it's not getting any better.
Aug. 14th, 2004
04:20 pm
Can anyone tell me what this is from?
Travel Agent: Anyway, you're interested in one of our adventure holidays, eh?
Tourist: Yes. I saw your advert in the bolour supplement.
Agent: The what?
Tourist: The bolour supplement.
Agent: The colour supplement?
Tourist: Yes. I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'.
Agent: 'C'?
Tourist: Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I
was a spoolboy. I was attacked by a bat.
Agent: A cat?
Tourist: No a bat.
Agent: Can you say the letter 'K'?
Tourist: Oh yes. Khaki, king, kettle, Kuwait, Keble Bollege Oxford.
Agent: Why don't you use the letter 'K' instead of the letter 'C'?
Tourist: What you mean ... spell bolour with a 'K'?
Agent: Yes.
Tourist: Kolour. Oh, that's very good, I never thought of that.
??
Jul. 18th, 2004
03:36 am
Two interesting articles:
http://www.techcentralstation.com/07160
Another Lord of the Rings trilogy? They theorize as to the likelihood.
http://www.techcentralstation.com/07160
Hippy druggy parents born in the baby boomer era are worse than Gen X and Yers that lived through the 80s instead of the 60s and shit.
Jul. 13th, 2004
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